Aug 26 2008
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Edwards! The Musical
Excerpted from McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
(JOHN EDWARDS’s phone rings.)
JOHN EDWARDS
What? That’s great.
The hand of fate
Has relaxed its stranglehold.
God’s mercy should be extolled.(JOHN EDWARDS hangs up his phone.)
JOHN EDWARDS
Oh, wait, now she’s in remission.
I guess that means I have permission.
