The Telling Compulsion

Dr. Patil shows off his erection-inducing melons.

“We’ve always known that watermelon is good for you, but the list of its very important healthful benefits grows longer with each study.”

“Watermelon may not be as organ specific as Viagra,” Patil said, “but it’s a great way to relax blood vessels without any drug side-effects.”

Posted at 5:31pm.

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